Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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