talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Even my vagina gasped.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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