if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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