just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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