yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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