How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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