Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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