You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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