i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Just invented taco cereal.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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