question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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