He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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