I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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