whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
soo... how was my night?
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