A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Your cock deserves a montage
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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