I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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