I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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