I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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