And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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