Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
There r osticjed everywhere
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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