ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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