is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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