let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
