this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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