They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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