Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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