omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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