put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
So squirting runs in the family.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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