The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
