break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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