You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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