i just wanna soil my oats bro
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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