so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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