Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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