is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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