Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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