It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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