Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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