2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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