Banned from zoo.
Again?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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