Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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