I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
