I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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