We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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