Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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