Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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