Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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