I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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