Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
my poor anus
Terrible idea I love it
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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