erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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