its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
