we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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