quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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